Absinthe (absinthe_waltz) wrote,

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Entry of Craziness

Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.

1. Aelita Hopper [Code: Lyoko]
2. Heero Yuy [Gundam Wing]
3. Hawkeye Pierce [M*A*S*H]
4. Schuyler Van Alen [Blue Bloods series]
5. Will Stanton [The Dark is Rising Sequence]
6. Edward Cullen [Twilight Series]
7. Odd Della Robbia [ Code: Lyoko]
8. Temperance Brennan [Bones]
9. Gemma Doyle [A Great And Terrible Beauty Series]
10. Bran Davies [The Dark is Rising Sequence]
11. Jack Sparrow [Pirates of the Caribbean]
12. Ulrich Stern [Code: Lyoko]

[This was harder than expected....]

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Odd Della Robbia/Jack Sparrow) fic?
Can't say that I have and I doubt there's one written...

2. Do you think Four (Schulyer Van Alen) is hot? How hot?
Er....She's supposed to be?  Well...she is a vampire...

3. What would happen if Twelve (Ulrich Stern) got Eight (Temperance Brennan) pregnant?
I would burst out laughing.

4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Gemma Doyle)?
Actually...no.  I haven't read many that really stand out.

5. Would Two (Heero Yuy) and Six (Edward Cullen) make a good couple?
NO.  They really wouldn't.

6. Five/Nine (Will Stanton/Gemma Doyle) or Five/Ten (Will Stanton/Bran Davies)? Why?
...Will/Bran hands down.  Helps that they're actually from the same series too.   They're absolutely perfect together.

7. What would happen if Seven (Odd Della Robbia) walked in on Two (Heero Yuy) and Twelve (Ulrich Stern) having sex?
Hm...He'd make fun of Ulrich later.  Or he'd walk out of the room and act like he never saw it.  I'm definitely sensing the first option though...and pictures.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Hawkeye Pierce/Bran Davies) fic.
I can't even begin to contemplate the possibilities...

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Aelita Hopper/Temperance Brennan) fluff?
No and I don't think there ever will be.  Unless I want to really annoy Ems...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Odd Della Robbia/Ulrich Stern) hurt/comfort fic.
Er....have I written one of these yet?  ::searches files::  I have!  "Hemlock's Price."  [working title.]  

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Schulyer Van Alen) to deflower One (Aelita Hopper)?
Have Aelita transfer to NYC and have Schulyer in the middle of another "episode"...Yeah, that's all it'd take. 

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Odd della Robbia) slash?
Er.  Yes.  Me.  And yes, I am on my friend list.  And Katie too I think, adn I've made Ems...

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Hawkeye Pierce) het?
Uh....I honestly have no idea.  However, I'm going to say that the majority don't. ♥

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Jack Sparrow)?
Er, sure!.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Heero Yuy/Schulyer Van Alen/Will Stanton)?
No...I don't think I'd want to read it if any of you have btw.

16. What might Ten (Bran Davies) scream at a moment of great passion?
Something about Old Ones and they're amazing stamina...Or something in Welsh.

17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Temperance Brennan), which song would you choose?
Er...I'm thinking What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Aelita Hopper/Edward Cullen/Ulrich Stern) fic, what would the warnings be?
Most likely: Insanity, death threats, mild fluff, angst...my usual warnings.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Heero Yuy) to use on Ten (Bran Davies)?
Er...Heero Yuy the guy who responds to questions with "hn" use a pick-up line?  Somehow I doubt that.  I doubt Bran would even succumb to a pick-up line either...

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Will Stanton)?
Er...Saturday.  Before I started painting my room.  However I am rereading the series and I read the book with him in it last night...does that count?

21. What is Six's (Edward Cullen) super-sekrit kink?
You spelled secret wrong. Lets see...Probably biting [duh], anything to do with Bella....

22. Would Eleven (Jack Sparrow) shag Nine (Gemma Doyle)? Drunk or sober?
::grin::  I could definitely say yes.  Both ways probably.  Well, he'd have to get her drunk first probably.

23. If Three (Hawkeye Pierce) and Seven (Odd Della Robbia) get together, who tops?
::twitch::  So wrong...Probably...::can't even think of answer::  Probably...Hawkeye, since he's older...and more...worldly...

24. "One (Aelita Hopper) and Nine (Gemma Doyle) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Gemma Doyle) suddenly runs off with Four (Schulyer Van Alen). One (Aelita Hopper), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Jack Sparrow) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Ulrich Stern), then follows the wise advice of Five (Will Stanton) and finds true love with Three (Hawkeye Pierce)."

Aelita/Gemma, Gemma/Schulyer,  Aelita/Jack, Aelita/Ulrich, and Aelita/Hawkeye. And I'd thought I'd seen them all...it would definitely be interesting...Can't blame Gemma though, Schulyer is an immortal vampire....

25. What title would you give this fic?
"From the Mixed Up Files of..."  I honestly have no idea...er..."Listen to Will, He Knows ALL!"  Yeah, that'd be pretty good.

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Odd Della Robbia/Temperance Brennan) was canon?
I would gouge my eyes out with sporks.  Actually, I might wonder how that's possible...then I'd read tons of Booth/Brennan-ness and Odd/Ulrich-ness....Yes, that is what I would do.

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